The 13th Federal Court of Writs and Warrants has cleared the path for Barack Hussein Obama to be tried for treason. According to the unanimous three-judge ruling, if private citizen Barack Obama committed crimes, he can be prosecuted, regardless of his position when he held them.
That means no more hiding behind “Executive Privilege” or claiming you can’t press charges against a President. You’re not a President anymore. The court agrees.
It will now be up to the Justice Department to see to any charges. According to department spokesman, Art Tubolls:
“Obama can now be charged with treason on 7 counts, including offering foreign aid to the Musselman Brotherhood and sanctioning Islam in the White House. His high crimes and misdemeanors also include saluting with an object in hand, forced servitude of an officer when he made a Marine hold his umbrella, and the wearing of tan after Labor Day before Labor Day.
Federal Court Rules Obama Can Be Charged as a Terrorist – Usa Newtwork https://t.co/VqWSMHdL15— spoofing attack (@SpinKahnCarolyn) August 27, 2019
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